The Runway

Hmm, notice any similarities? Yeah, if that isn't a turn-off to be a model...

Ever wonder why runway models look so glum and don't have any curves? The people in high fashion want them looking truly like "walking hangers." They said curves get it in the way. We aren't supposed to notice the model, just the clothes. And apparently smiling gets in the way too...

Look how happy they are!

And in this fashion show, the models were made to look eyeless and blind. That's right-- they sealed the models' eyes shut.

Yikes. Creepy, eh? Yeah, that's the "glamour" of being a model. Gag.

Well, I don't want to dwell on glumness and scariness, so...um... here are some pictures that will brighten you up :)